So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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