I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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