I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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