I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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