his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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