I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
