what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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