Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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