i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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