I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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