So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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