i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I've blown a few things in my day
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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