He is an equal opportunity slut.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My bed smells like the plague
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