Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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