just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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