I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
