Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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