sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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