i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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