it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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