i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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