he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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