Umm I'm too high to move.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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