Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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