they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
