I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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