even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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