thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
