he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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