I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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