So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are we in a gay sports bar?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
