She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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