the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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