Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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