Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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