I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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