Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She's better-looking with the mask on.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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