let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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