he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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