just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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