so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
