just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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