I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Pooping to opera.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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