I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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