I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
