Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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