he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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