So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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