i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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