Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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