do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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