Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
this hospital has no fireball
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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