I seem to have left my pride at pride
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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