You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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