If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
handjob tips. give me some.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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