We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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