I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my nose is crying tears of wow.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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