please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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