I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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