it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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