playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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